Watched Project Runway last night. I don’t understand the judges. Vincent should have gotten the boot for the most boring outfit in the world — black pants and a black shirt. Snooze … Instead, Angela got to fly to Paris … and go right back home.

At least Angela tried to do something with her design … no matter how hideous it turned out. C’mon. Given enough time and fabric to ruin, I could make a pair of black pants and a shirt.

I’m also a huge Kayne fan and can’t believe that the judges almost kicked him off. His shirt was cool, although the “Kayne” belt was a little over the top. But it wasn’t as bad as Jeffrey’s rhinestone crotch jewelry. Ewww!

I hope that Kayne wins, but I have a funny feeling he’s going to get the boot next week. Michael’s my pick to win now. His designs are interesting and different from each other, unlike Laura, who does the same thing every week.

Who do you think will win? Inquiring minds want to know …

Just finished Vicki Lewis Thompson’s “Nerd in Shining Armor.” A cute, fun read. I liked it because the heroine is from the South and is as sassy as the day is long. Sort of like yours truly. Plus, the hero isn’t your usual sultry, broody, alpha male stud muffin. He’s a color blind computer nerd who’s sweet and sensitive. It’s a perfect beach book, especially since most of it is set on a deserted island.

But I like my alpha males too, which is why I’m off to watch Prison Break. What will the boys get into and out of this week? I can’t wait to find out … 

I love, love, love Project Runway. The contestants, the judges, the wacky designs … it’s the best reality show on TV.

And it’s a romance novel just waiting to happen.

Think about it. You’ve got all the elements of a good romance. Lovable characters (Kayne!), divas (Laura), strange folks (Vincent, anyone?), drama, catfights, people struggling to overcome obstacles (mainly the weird challenges, like make something out of trash). All that needs to happen is to have love blossom between two of the contestants — or a contestant and a judge.

Can the two lovebirds remain true to their hearts? Or will they backstab each other to make it to the next round? Will the other contestants find out about someone’s secret sewing session with the guest judge of the week? Or will their illicit love affair destroy them both? Tune in next week on Project Runway: Romance.  

Wouldn’t that make for a great book? Just remember, I thought of it first.